Holland Taylor in Parade: “I worked with [Tina Fey] and Amy Poehler [in Baby Mama]. I always knew my career would end with me wandering around the Rainbow Room, pretending to talk to Amy. Their best friendship is our best friendship. (And I mean that in the sexual sense.)”

Tina: “Admire. May 2020: Remember late-early pandemic, when everyone was doing charity? Tina: “We both grew up watching The Carol Burnett Show, and besides seeing the comedy every week, and how funny she was, and how beautiful she looked, it was important for us to see that Carol was also the boss. I recently renewed my license at the DMV and the African American woman asked me to do my Sarah Palin. That, and the fact that you invented the word flerm.”

Tina: “I would say that one of your greatest accomplishments, Amy Poehler, is that you have so successfully used your art and comedy as a source of positivity in the world, by creating Smart Girls [an online community for girls, encouraging them to be their authentic selves], by making [Leslie in] Parks and Rec not only a positive feminist character but creating a good-hearted worldview within that program.”

Amy: “Thank you. 1999: Tina appears briefly in an episode of the second season of the Upright Citizens Brigade TV show. She writes in Yes Please, “I knew my girl Tina was down to clown, because she herself was breastfeeding at the time, and as history has shown, this is when a bitch is most likely to go OFF.”

Photo: Frank Micelotta/TVA/PictureGroup
Photo: Frank Micelotta/TVA/PictureGroup

November 2011: Amy is honored by Variety’s Power of Comedy. Amy’s just this gushing little oil pump of affection. Photo: Courtesy of Jason Chin

1997: Tina moves to New York to write on Saturday Night Live. Since it’s around holiday times, they discuss getting gifts for each other for Stylist, and guide the rest of us in our own gift-giving:

Amy: “I think it would be very easy to buy a present for Tina because I feel like she has a lot of hobbies and interests other than the business of show. Neither is pinned down to that archetype — either one could play either role.”

April 2008: Baby Mama is released, starring Amy and Tina. They adore each other. No wonder they were asked to host the next year. They explain why they signed on for two more to Entertainment Weekly:

Amy: “I think we’re excited about getting to get in a little bit of a groove to do it, and …”

Tina: “… to not have to answer the question of ‘Were they invited back?’”

Amy: “And we like the rule of threes. That’s it? Please note that as we talk to each other, we’re holding hands and we’re touching feet. Photo: Bruce Glikas/FilmMagic

February 2019: Amy, Tina, and Maya do NOT host the Oscars, because no one hosts the Oscars, because of the whole Kevin Hart thing. They just used straight bleach, so my hair was the color of white lined paper, and my eyebrows looked like they were done with a thick black marker.”

Together they help start the improv team Inside Vladimir. October 2014: Amy Poehler’s book, Yes Please, is released and features a chapter dedicated to Tina Fey entitled “Partner in Crime.” It includes gems like:

“People think of us as a ‘comedy team’ and I am not quick to correct them. Look how much fun they’re all having. It is unanimously considered to be perfection and is watched by 20 million viewers, up 17 percent from the previous year. February 2021: A country apart but together in spirit! My friend is here!’ Even though things had been going great for me at the show, with Amy there, I felt less alone.”

March 2002: Tina and Amy appear in the film Martin & Orloff, along with just about every other Chicago improv/UCB alum of their generation. Photo: Charles Sykes/NBCUniversal/NBCU Photo Bank/NBCUniversal via Getty Images

March 2020: Remember early pandemic, when we were still doing fun at-home activities? Although we did have a lot of fun on Baby Mama. September 2004: Tina and Amy become the first female co-anchors of “Weekend Update.” It was Tina’s idea, as she basically told Lorne Michaels it was happening. Tina on Amy: “Not only is she not afraid to look silly, she’s not afraid to let you throw her in the air like a basketball and catch her.”

April 2009: Parks and Recreation premieres, joining 30 Rock on NBC’s Thursday nights. 1993: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler meet at Chicago’s ImprovOlympic. Butler was also one of the ladies of leisure Liz Lemon made friends with during her brief suspension from TGS on 30 Rock. I got the job because Amy Poehler moved to New York with the Upright Citizens Brigade and I was the next best thing.”

Summer 1997: Amy comes back to Chicago to perform with Tina, among others, in ImprovOlympic’s 20th-Anniversary Show. Tina sends in a heartfelt message: “Dictionary.com defines ‘Amy Poehler’ as ‘results not found.’ I take that as a testament to your uniqueness.”

January 2012: These two at the Golden Globes. Our love for them and their love for each other hits a new peak. Tina (from Bossypants): “However, I must say, as a point of pride, that I didn’t get the job because I was a woman. They tell some jokes and it’s fun! It was her show. Photo: UCB Theatre
Photo: Upright Citizens Brigade

1996: Amy moves to New York with her sketch group, the Upright Citizens Brigade, freeing up a spot for Tina in one of the Second City main companies. They mention their group text thread where they exchange wardrobe advice, offer parenting tips, and even punch up each other’s jokes. January 2013: Tina gives a tour of Liz Lemon’s office. Photo: Steve Sands/Getty

May 2014: Amy steals Seth Meyers’s credit card. Entertainment/NBCU Photo Bank/NBCUniversal via Getty Images

May 2019: The cast of Wine Country sips wine (naturally), plays “Never Have I Ever,” and chats in a roundtable interview for People. February 2015: At SNL’s 40th-anniversary special, Tina and Amy are asked to anchor “Weekend Update” together, along with Jane Curtin. It’s like when your best friend would help you prepare a presentation in school, only you’re older and rich! October 2013: Amy and Tina sign on to host the next two Golden Globes. This second time we’re just going to phone it in because we know we’re doing it a third time.”Tina: “The third time we’re going to show a long highlight reel of the two times that we did it.”

December 2013: Tina and Amy guest-edit Entertainment Weekly together. After the “women in comedy” question, she says, the most common thing interviewers asked was, “‘You and Amy have known each other for so long. In a “Bad Blood” parody, they introduce their “dope squad,” which includes Tina’s nanny, Amy’s two nannies, the other Amy (Schumer), Gayle King (the Amy to Oprah’s Tina, one could say, and I just did), and the gynecologist they both see, as all best friends do. I admire Amy Poehler.”

Amy on Tina: “She’s the same way back then as she is now, which is really, really funny and incredibly hardworking and a very supportive and loyal friend. In the film, written by longtime SNL writer Paula Pell, they play two sisters (finally!) who spend one last crazy weekend in their childhood home before selling it. September 2018: Amy sees Mean Girls on Broadway and says hi to Kerry Butler, who plays Regina George’s mom in the musical, Amy’s part in the movie. We really are a generation that is there to work together and not be tricked into thinking we have to backstab each other to get somewhere. The friendship is palpable. I want to go there. April 2008: Tina and Amy appear on the cover of Vanity Fair and are prominently featured in the story about women in comedy. Entertainment/NBCU Photo Bank/NBCUniversal via Getty Images

Photo: Jordin Althaus/E! But I bang one horse and now I’m a horse banger for all eternity? Look, if she sets her mind to it, it gets done. Tina is not the kind of artist who makes people wait around and misses her deadlines. To raise money for Feeding America, Poehler, Dratch, Gasteyer, Liz Cackowski, Rudolph, Pell, Spivey, and Fey do a “Wine Country Happy Hour.” Fey makes the either accidental or brilliant decision to put her ring light directly in front of her web camera so that she is speaking to us from inside a circle. April 2004: Amy appears in Mean Girls, a film starring and written by Tina. Kennedy had extramarital affairs and no one says anything. Amy and Tina come to define the lineup over the next four years. All it takes is Tina to softly say, ‘We can do this, right?’ and I suddenly feel like I can jump off a bridge.”

October 2012: Amy and Tina’s friendship is so widely known and beloved that it’s auctioned off for charity for an evening. Amy, of course, is there to hilariously honor her friend. For much of the conversation, they talk about which SNL sketches they liked watching, and Ana Gasteyer says she wishes she could’ve been in “Mom Jeans.” Listen, we all wish we could’ve been in “Mom Jeans.”

When Emma Thompson hosts the Mother’s Day episode of SNL, Tina and Amy drop by the monologue to help her do some “mom translating.” We assume they each got a Jonas Brother as a souvenir. Weirdly, I remember thinking, ‘My friend is here! She commonly performs with Amy in ASSSSCAT, the Upright Citizens Brigade’s weekly improv show. Tina: “Oh, I’ve missed you, my love. It’s hard to say if they won, because does anyone ever win in war? Photo: NBC

January 2013: At the SAG Awards, Tina beats Amy for Best Female Actor in a Comedy Series. Network, but we have pictures of the event. Amy: “In my experience, all actresses are outstanding supporting actresses because women naturally support each other. They destroy. I am not amazed [Tina wrote a book while balancing the rest of her life]. Oh, the pranks.”

Tina: “So much pranking.”

May 2008: Oprah! I don’t need a Christmas present. I used to take playwriting classes, and I wrote a one-act play — I can’t remember the name of it, but it was really about the way women are perceived as leaders. These comedy spawn will one day rule us all and, I’m sure, tell the tale of the pandemic Zoom that brought them together on every talk show. In one interview, they confirm that Liz Lemon and Leslie Knope would be friends. But there is more to come. They were bold and ballsy and fearless.”

Amy Poehler: “I remember Tina Fey wrote a play about Catherine the Great fucking a horse and I thought, ‘That lady is hot stuff, I wanna know her.’”

Tina Fey: “Yes, yes. It was fun to shoot! They will all eventually marry and spawn the future’s funniest people. She said there was another new improviser in another one of her classes whom she thought I would really like. Her name was Tina and she was like me but with brown hair.”

Co-founder of ImprovOlympic Charna Halpern: “They were just instantly brilliant … They were not the typical women who get steamrolled by men. And that implanted in our brains, and it made us dream of a life where we could get paid to make comedy with our friends, but also be their boss.”

March 2016: While promoting Whiskey Tango Foxtrot in a Town and Country profile, Tina reflects on the press tour for Sisters. She told me I was just as good as the big boys. So this was a big thing that happened to me, and I passed that information on to you.”

Amy: “Back then, I used to get my hair dyed at a place called Big Hair. Tina, talking to BlackFilm.com: “I would say to her for years, ‘Do you want to come be on SNL?’ and she’ll be like, ‘No, no, love UCB.’ And then she was like, ‘Well, maybe now.’ I can’t believe it worked out.”

Tina (from Bossypants): “I was so happy. But she was a lot less rich. It reminds us that people are kind and funny and able to photobomb each other. I did a really funny prank where I got my assistant to paint all the cars in your neighborhood white so you would wake up and think it was snowing. We took classes together and sat in the back. I mean, we’re kind of like Cloons and Damon that way, doing a lot of, like, $250,000 pranks. April 2020: Tina, Amy, and other former cast and writers from SNL sing Lou Reed’s “Perfect Day” on the first “At Home” episode of the show during a special tribute to longtime music producer Hal Willner. And yet they’re absolutely peas in a pod. Fine, they totally won! September 2008: Tina guests on SNL to introduce her Sarah Palin impersonations. While the current cast of SNL produced shows from home, the children of the Tina-Amy years cast decided to have a Zoom talent show — which was Tina’s idea, according to Maya Rudolph. The footage has sadly been lost to the sands of time and the whims of the E! Photo: Comedy Central
Photo: Comedy Central

September 2001: Amy joins Saturday Night Live, after years of Tina asking her to. Participants included Penelope and Alice Richmond (daughters of Tina), Archie and Abel Arnett (sons of Amy), Eli Wahl (son of Rachel Dratch), Minnie Ida and Jack Anderson (of Maya and Paul Thomas), Frances Mary and Ulysses McKittrick (of Ana Gasteyer), and Emily Spivey’s kids, whose names didn’t immediately pop up on Google and I didn’t want to be creepy and scour the internet (I think Tina calls one of them Roman? There is only one performance. May 2014: Amy and Tina perform together at Spike’s One Night Only: An All-Star Comedy Tribute to Don Rickles. As she later wrote about the experience in Bossypants: “The whole experience was surprisingly serene … Maybe it was because I was safe at the side of my sweet friend Amy.”

Amy (from Yes Please): “The anticipation for Tina playing Palin was so fun to witness, and she explains it well in her book Fifty Shades of Grey. And even though we’ve only really known them for about half that time, it feels like forever, as often happens with paldom. Tina has a small part. Or an interesting household appliance.”

Tina: “I would take anything.”

Amy: “I could get her something luxurious like a cashmere blanket but I also think I could tell Tina, ‘I bought you a cow.’ But Tina and I do what good friends do, which is we don’t expect presents from each other. Photo: Emma McIntyre /VF19/WireImage

April 2019: Amy stars in her directorial debut, Wine Country, alongside former SNL castmates Ana Gasteyer, Rachel Dratch, and Maya Rudolph, and SNL writers Paula Pell and Emily Spivey. [They] were no shrinking violets. I would be able to get her an interesting book on art, or something to do with crafting. It cost $15. They appear together at the NBC upfronts. Tina and Amy host the Golden Globes from the Rainbow Room in Rockefeller Center in New York and the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, respectively, and manage to have comedic chemistry some in-person duos would envy (Franco and Hathaway at the Oscars … still gives me a headache …). September 2013: Now award-show hosting pros, Tina and Amy heckle Neil Patrick Harris at the Emmys. We haven’t bought each other presents for a while.”

Tina: “When we were all at SNL together we would buy gifts.”

They share the other’s accomplishments they are most proud of in Glamour:

Amy: “I think one of your greatest accomplishments was transitioning from the captain you were at SNL to creating a show [30 Rock]. To promote the movie, the cast appears on Busy Tonight. September 2016: Having both missed the Creative Arts Emmys, they give brief thank-you speeches at the Primetime Emmys a week later, each holding a half of the statuette they “split.” Tina is very tan. January 2014: Amy and Tina host the Golden Globes again. That was the only difference: She was like 100 percent less rich.”

August 2011: Tina’s second daughter, Penelope, is born. Why wouldn’t I want to connect myself to the fiercest and most talented voice in the comedy world?”

“I am mistaken for Tina all the time. It’s no coincidence that Amy has two sons and Tina two daughters. April 2011: Tina Fey’s book, Bossypants, debuts, featuring a chapter dedicated to Amy Poehler entitled: “I Don’t Care If You Like It (One in a series of love letters to Amy Poehler).”

Amy on Tina: “Please, no. Besides writing a Letter from the Editors and assigning features on Paula Pell, Ellie Kemper (by Jon Hamm), Natasha Lyonne, and Broad City, they also reveal what comedy duo they are closest to (the Olsen twins, “because when we’re next to each other we like to hug each other a lot, like we’re in the womb”) and update their plan to have their children marry:

Tina: “It’s out there. April 2014: Tina and Amy are cast to co-star in The Nest (it eventually had its name changed to Sisters). What do you fight about?’ And we’d say, ‘We fight about the same things Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg fight about. The conversation, once they fix the technical issues, isn’t super revealing — mostly just ladies chatting about the weird amount of rapes in Sixteen Candles and how we should all be moisturizing our chests. They raise $72,000 and weep “while watching Katy Perry perform.” 

January 2013: Amy and Tina host the Golden Globes. December 2015: TinAmy hosts Saturday Night Live. September 2011: Amy Poehler organizes a bit at the Emmys ceremony during the announcement of the Outstanding Lead Actress category. She reveals that the whole time Liz had a framed photo of Amy on the cover of Bust magazine. Photo: Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair

Lorne Michaels: “Amy and Tina have transcended [the classic pretty girl/ugly friend roles]. Amy (from Yes Please): “Charna took a liking to me, and me to her. When we did scenes together, they weren’t particularly funny or interesting. Tina helps her buy things with it. Before their first time hosting the Globes in 2013, we walked you through the history of mankind’s greatest friendship since Jesus and whichever apostle he liked best, so now that they have hosted the Globes for a fourth time, we updated it yet again. Photo: Jordin Althaus/E! I’m a grown adult. Amy (from Yes Please): “Sometimes Tina is like a very talented bungee-jumping expert. October 2012: It’s announced that Amy and Tina will host the 2013 Golden Globes. (A young Seth Meyers is in attendance.)

Former executive vice-president of Second City Kelly Leonard: “They were inseparable walking around, and kept trying to get put in casts together.”

They audition for Second City’s touring company on the same day. It is the best news. So while I can’t take credit for the trend, I am definitely not part of the problem.”

September 2016: They co-win the Creative Arts Emmy for Best Guest Actress in a Comedy Series for their stint co-hosting SNL together. To which Amy responded, “Or we lose a pact with the devil and one of us ages.” After Sisters is released to rave reviews, Tina and Amy are ready to take on Star Wars: The Force Awakens. December 2015: The Sisters press tour proves to be as delightful as the one for Baby Mama. Who cares if that destroys the fictional reality!? It’s apparent to the co-stars how much they love each other. There was absolutely nothing pointing to the fact that anyone on our team would be successful in any kind of comedy career.”

Amy: “Actually, we met in class at the ImprovOlympic Theater. Photo: UCB Theatre
Photo: Upright Citizens Brigade

Tina and Amy eventually perform a two-woman show together at ImprovOlympic called “Women of Color.” Of the maybe 15 minutes of written material (they pad the rest with improv), it includes a sketch about two policewomen named Powderkeg and Shortfuse. Photo-Illustration: by Vulture; Photos by Getty Images

Let us celebrate Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s nearly 30 years of being “Tina and Amy,” best friends who coincidentally became two of TV’s most beloved comic actresses. I’m happy that people call me Tina because she is my friend and she happens to be crushing it.”

To top it all off, Amy wrote Tina an acrostic poem: 

Photo: Yes Please

January 2015: Amy and Tina host the Golden Globes for a third time, completing the greatest trilogy of our time. They’re very different [women]. The theater’s co-founder Charna Halpern introduced them to each other. You taught me my first real beauty lesson.”

Tina: “I was 22 or 23, and I had only recently learned that you can pluck your eyebrows or have a lady put hot wax on them and remove portions of them and shape them. They play anchors of an entertainment news program who take part in the sequel’s massive battle scene. I talked to Faith Popcorn about it, and the trend is going to come around right about the time that they should get married.”

Amy: “You got Faith Popcorn on the line!”

Tina: “I have Faith Popcorn on retainer. Good name). For example … I support both of you financially.”

Tina: “And I hold your boobs while you jog.”

Afterward, they attend the Vanity Fair party and are scream-laughed at by comedian (and Poehler’s ex) Nick Kroll:

Photo: Emma McIntyre /VF19/WireImage

Maya Rudolph and Jon Hamm are also there! September 2015: Tina reveals the SNL ladies have a group text. We’d make a lovely mother and mother-in-law of the bride.”

Soon after, they kill at the Emmys. It is wonderful. Boy, did we play a lot of pranks on each other.”

Tina: “We love pranks. Photo: Yes Please

Both get jobs and perform together, alongside Ali Farahnakian, Rachel Hamilton, Bill Chott, Pat McCartney, and others. She was confused and perhaps racist, but it only made me happy. January 2016: At the Screen Actors Guild Awards, Tina and Amy present a Lifetime Achievement Award to Carol Burnett. Amy rents a house on Long Island during filming and has pool parties for their kids. In Marie Claire, Amy: “Being a tough, capable broad has never been easy — look at us. In the play, Catherine the Great would say things like, ‘You know, John F. She believed in me. She would whisper funny and harsh things about Del [Close, the improv guru and co-founder of ImprovOlympic] to me. I feel like if we push it, they’re going to sense that, so we’re keeping them at opposite sides of the country to create a mystery.”

Amy: “We’ve learned to undersell that idea until they’re of the perfect age, but if we do have a wedding at any point, Tina and I are going to insist that we write and perform a song that we sing to our children.”

Tina: “We have committed that we’re both going to wear peach to the wedding. I’m sorry — what I meant to say is that I have popcorn stuck in my retainer.”

December 2013: Tina and Amy cameo together in Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues. She’s a finisher. September 2005: Tina appears with Amy in the one-hour ASSSSCAT special on Bravo. They’re like Scottie and Westie puppies in a basket.”

Maybe even better than the movie was the lovable press tour they did together. She’s visibly upset that Amy didn’t win and tells her she loves her in her thank-you speech. April 2012: Amy plays Liz Lemon in a cutaway during the live episode of 30 Rock. That was a good one.”

Amy: “I had an assistant fill your trailer with rats on Christmas Eve, and we laughed. Do you ask them that question?’” She also mentions the team spirit she feels with the other ladies of her SNL generation:

“‘I helped out so-and-so’ is not something I would ever say, but it definitely has been important to me and Amy and Maya [Rudolph] and all the women I came up with. But if you put it on in the background while you grill a cheese, which I may have done, they’re a great group of gals to spend an evening with! Oh my God, I’ve never had so much fun working with anybody as with those two. We’re very close.”

December 2015: At the premiere of Sisters, Tina proposes to Amy because “in the state of New York, it’s legal now.” “Amy and I vow to make a movie every seven years until we make 100 movies,” Tina promised. They’re like sisters. I just thought it would be later.”

In conclusion, we present this photo of them wearing the same shoes while filming Baby Mama:

Photo: Andreas Walker/BAUER-GRIFFIN
Photo: Andreas Walker/BAUER-GRIFFIN

Tags: That is so hard — extricating yourself from a place you were so comfortable and successful, then doing something else so well. She totally took on what was expected of her and it was awesome to stand next to her as she killed.”

A pregnant Amy: “I don’t care if it’s a girl or a boy, I want it to marry Alice Richmond, Tina’s daughter. Everything is connected to everything else. That’s what I am?’ I think Hillary Clinton’s got to be able to relate to that.”

(Apparently, this Catherine the Great joke is not safe for television.)

Amy (from Yes Please): “She was sharp, shy, and hilarious. Tina is very cool and mental. November 2010: Tina wins the Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize.