That’s followed by the fanciest crudités I have ever seen, with cut-up vegetables dusted in puffed rice and buttermilk dressing. “She was showing a photo of them, but then she said, ‘I just want to tell you something, Jennifer. (SNL decided against now.) She says she played a shrink in an HBO pilot that didn’t get picked up. The joke is always on her,” he says. “You’re like, Oh, really? “I can relate to that,” she says. “Their perception of your life is so much bigger and better than what it really is,” she says. Her father worked in resin manufacturing and was a craftsman on the side, while her mother was a homemaker. Rushmore of millennial camp, breathlessly copied and never quite replicated. “In your headshot, you look just like a young Candice Bergen,” she recalls the agent saying. “She is her own comedic universe in or out of character,” says Eugene Levy, who has shared the screen with her in both the American Pie franchise and the films he co-wrote with Christopher Guest. She opens the lid outward, toward us, reaches inside, and pulls; a small, Asian-looking figure dressed in red silk emerges, maybe a hand and a half high, seated behind a tiny table. “You’d think that a gay man would be condescending to me because I’m so not what they are. He saw this in full force during a safari they went on together in Tanzania a few years ago; she wanted to tip the driver, then agonized over whether she had overtipped. I have an action packed evening I hope you’re up for it,” followed by alternating heart and prayer-hands emoji. “I want to see her win.”

From left: American Pie (1999). People love her, but she’s put in a box.”

This summer, Coolidge finally gets a more considered role in HBO’s The White Lotus, an ensemble comedy of vacation manners White created about guests and the staff who serve them at a luxury resort in Hawaii. Part of her uniqueness is her mien, her lips that pout like a scrunchie, her hooded eyes, but really it’s her voice and delivery that inspire delirium. “I really figured out who I was. In person, she moves both slowly and chaotically, leaving you in a state of perpetual anticipation; it is just as unclear what will happen as when it will happen. to join the Groundlings, the comedy troupe that at the time included Will Ferrell, Cheri Oteri, Chris Kattan, and Chris Parnell. When she got out, she found improv at Gotham City, which eventually led her back to L.A. Known in the popular imagination as “Stifler’s mom” from American Pie or Paulette the manicurist from Legally Blonde, her characters are sexy in a way that’s often deployed for cheap laughs — as in 2 Broke Girls, when the protagonists mistake her character, Sophie Kaczynski, for a madam. She wonders if this may be because she has “acted persecuted, in my own self-centered way. And then two seconds later, it’s just through,” she says, laughing. She usually tries to eat vegan, but it’s difficult on film sets or when there are so many delicious things, like aged Camembert butter and crab claws. “I got close on a couple places, but the craziness of it was too much,” White says. And yet even with just those bit parts, Coolidge has etched herself into the Mt. Sometimes I feel like you got this good little thing going once in a while with somebody. The shortest lines — “Hi” or “Okay” or “So moist” — are putty in her hands. “I just … I think I’d be good at it.”

It’s impossible to overstate the mutual fixation between Jennifer Coolidge and gay men. She groans, I groan. No. “I don’t want this to be the end of my life and my romance and all that,” she continues. Either way, Coolidge stays in the game. She’s fascinated by liars and con men: The last time she had a Halloween party, in 2019, the costume prompt was to dress up as your favorite narcissist — or their victim; this year, she’s thinking it will be to come as your favorite fraud. He remembers her preference for French whites, particularly Saint-Aubins. Photo: HBO

From top: Legally Blonde (2001). In the front seat is William, an assistant at CAA whose provenance is a bit of a mystery. (They “both love soup.”) In For Your Consideration, from 2006, Coolidge is a daffy film producer. She can talk, or not talk, for hours. You’re screaming, and you’re running. She bought this 1867 house just before Hurricane Katrina and has spent much of her time restoring it to its former Greek Revival–slash–Italianate glory: shoring up the foundation, replacing the wiring, repairing the roof, patching the plaster, and filling it with Persian rugs, tasseled ottomans, an upholstered minibar, armoires. for acting school, where she lived in a rented room in a nursing home with another aspiring actor, the type who won bikini contests and bragged about it. You think you really know yourself until you go through something and then you’re like, I had this all wrong. “Whatever role they like, it’s something where they think I’m pretending to be a woman,” she says. Photo: Moviestore Collection Ltd/Alamy Stock PhotoBest in Show (2000). (“What a waste.”) When Coolidge went out to clubs like Area or Limelight, she pretended to be the least-known, completely fictional Hemingway daughter. Take William, she says: He grew up gay in a conservative part of Mississippi, yet here he is, capable, smart, thriving. In what was reported as a “consolation prize,” she played a horny agent on Matt LeBlanc’s Friends spin-off, Joey, which lasted two seasons. “I don’t know. His little sister, a premed student, is driving and controlling the music, blasting Olivia Rodrigo’s Sour as we head to our first destination, Saint-Germain, a wine bar in the Bywater. And I really like that because hetero men don’t like that.”

Coolidge is single and has never been married. Photo: Photo 12/Alamy Stock Photo

From top: American Pie (1999). In a scene where other characters are fighting over creative direction, the real tension is in the way Coolidge’s eyes dart back and forth until she bursts out, “But what about me?!”

“I know that sometimes she gets frustrated that she’s always having hump-the-furniture parts,” says the TV writer and director Mike White, who became close friends with Coolidge after they met on a film set over a decade ago. Email

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“Or in general.”

“What would I want?” she pauses. “If someone made this show, it would blow people’s minds. Oil portraits in gilded frames stare down from the high walls. “How did she get that? But my feeling is, like, Who wants to be alone, too?”

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My last morning in New Orleans starts with a “coffee?” text from Coolidge. The same day she got Seinfeld, she booked She TV, a short-lived sketch-comedy show that lasted for a brief season. You think you really know yourself until you actually go through something and then you’re like, I had this all wrong.”

“Were there any other moments like that?” I ask. When Coolidge was a little girl visiting her grandmother’s house, her father would show off Signor Blitz in the dark with a flashlight; she loved how the passage of time had both obscured and enhanced its magic. “If you’re called a character actress, it’s just an excuse not to pay you.”

Before the pandemic, she fantasized about leaving it all behind and moving to a house in the middle of nowhere. All day, the New Orleans heat made her leaden and itchy, but now that the sunlight has drained from the sky and the moisture has been wicked from the air, the actress is ready and alert. She stretches vowels out across entire emotional vistas: plaintive, alien, funny. “She’s very paranoid about hurting anyone’s feelings, about coming off as mean or entitled,” says White. You get too much permission to, you know, be you. Signor Blitz holds a piece of her soul — and, maybe now, mine. “My father really worshipped my mother,” she remembers. Mike White Is Willing to Talk About It. I don’t see you as someone in front of the camera,’ ” Coolidge says. “People were like, ‘Jennifer as the linchpin to a show, as your way in …’ I could just sense there was some anxiety.” He blames the generally limited ability of network executives to see beyond the roles a person has already had, a sort of self-perpetuating mechanism. But I do feel gay men forgive me for it,” she says. “I don’t know,” she pauses. He really thought she was the most incredible person that ever lived on this planet.”

“What would you want right now?” I ask. Related

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So when the network asked White to make a COVID-friendly show they could shoot in quarantine instead — what became The White Lotus — he insisted on including a meaty role for Coolidge. “It’s a disarming way of going through life — a way to put people at ease and try to defuse anything. Terms & Privacy Notice
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The one story you shouldn’t miss today, selected by New York’s editors. Hereford tells me that when he opened his restaurant, she came in and bought hundreds of dollars’ worth of gift cards. Her natural speaking voice is more resonant, without the nasal breathiness she has become so associated with because of Legally Blonde. But I do think it is weird when someone just gets some massive amount of money and then other people who are just below them are getting one-hundredth of that,” she says. She feels gay men are more generous than their heterosexual counterparts, more even than some women. It’s all over so soon?’ ”

Even The White Lotus, her richest role to date, is something of a runner-up. Around the same time, a casting agent brought Coolidge in only to tell her she would never cast her in anything. “Gay men don’t make you pay for having a strong point of view. And then I did a movie recently, Shotgun Wedding, where you had to run really fast. “COVID got rid of my dream to be isolated. The cakes appear. Tags: She loves to delay, riff, and sit with silence. She winds a crank and Signor Blitz begins to perform legerdemain, lifting a set of cups and turning his head to the side in a mechanical loop. “One time, this guy said it hadn’t occurred to them that there could be a woman like that until they saw A Cinderella Story” — a film in which she plays Hilary Duff’s evil stepmother, Fiona. She thinks for a second. “And if there isn’t someone to play off, then she plays off the silence.” In that film, Coolidge is Sherri Ann Cabot, the proud owner of a blue-ribbon poodle and the much younger wife to an old man who never speaks. “You look nothing like this. “But she was thrilled because she didn’t think anything was going to happen.”

There is an always-the-bridesmaid quality to Coolidge’s career, of sliding doors and missed opportunities. In 1993, at the age of 32, she booked her first big break — as one of Jerry Seinfeld’s girlfriends on Seinfeld — while her mother was dying of pancreatic cancer. But … Maybe. After that, she was in Saturday Night Special, an SNL-rival attempt at Fox with Roseanne Barr and Kathy Griffin that again lasted one season. There’s so many girls who would be like, Well, fuck them. Coolidge believes there is a “presence” in the house, although not an evil one. “I’ll stay across the street so you can really feel the creeps.”

Coolidge’s social anxiety feeds on wondering whether she’s doing enough for people or maybe doing too much. More tequila.”

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Coolidge wishes she had a thicker skin or more gumption to just do the thing, like write a movie and star in it, the way Billy Bob Thornton did with Sling Blade. The server brings out a dish of thin coins of summer squash topped with crab and kaluga caviar and dots of bright-green lovage oil. Thank you for supporting our journalism. We’re just here for some sips and apps, she tells Saint-Germain’s wine director as we step onto the patio outside. “I used to be a really, really fast runner, and I just assumed I still was. “Welcome to the mausoleum,” she announces as she emerges holding a candlestick with a clinking crystal skirt, a long black taper set inside it. And she loves a bit — although her eagerness to show me Signor Blitz is really a way to share something essential about herself. It was going to be a “paranoid road comedy” in which she would play an underappreciated actress who gets a call that she’s receiving a lifetime-achievement award from an obscure film festival in Sri Lanka but spirals when she comes to believe the award is an elaborate ruse concocted by her ex-boyfriend in an attempt to kill her. “Jennifer is amazing at playing off of people,” says Guest, who first worked with her on 2000’s Best in Show. “The same way people feel about her in Legally Blonde is how I feel about her in life,” he says. “My mother’s last words to me were, like, ‘I can’t believe it,’ ” she remembers. Here in the dark cocoon of her parlor, Jennifer Coolidge comes alive. She tells me his name is Signor (she says it SEE-nyore) Blitz, a Parisian automaton from 1850 and a family heirloom. “She can nail that kind of broad comedy, so of course that’s what people want her to do. When she hired him to cater a party, she paid him double what he’d asked. Everyone in Hollywood Is Envious. She insists on driving me to the airport and that, next time, I need to spend the night at her house. There were a lot of lost years when she was deep inside a coke habit. “So many people are just not making what they should be making. “You got me fucked up in the head, boy / Never doubted myself so much,” sings Rodrigo. They can’t handle it. Just think of Jennifer getting bitten by a snake in the Indian Ocean and running for her life.”

He says HBO passed. “Jennifer makes the comedy about herself. How are you feeling ?? Only when you compare her with other Hollywood actors do disparities in parts or pay start to arise. “One time I got thrown out of a club because I was behaving badly, and they said, ‘Don’t ever come back here, Muffin!’ ” Another time, she went to the Palladium and woke up the next day outside, near a tennis court in the Hamptons. They seek her out at parties, like moths to a disco ball, for photos and air kisses and conversation (and interviews). “They said, ‘I realized you were me.’ ”

In turn, she projects a certain tenacity and put-togetherness onto gay men that she feels she may lack. (She even named her production company after him.)

Sitting on the long velvet couch in her parlor, Coolidge thinks back to her parents. She’s a romantic. “I am.”

She lights the candle, and a wooden box comes into soft focus. “What would I want?” she says, laughing. She leads me into a darkened room with heavy drawn curtains and the smell of lilies in the air. She was his nonnegotiable. Eventually, too many nights were ending in the ER. If she were to come back in another life, she would want to be a gay man. She arrives at my hotel that evening in long lashes, a silk cheetah-print caftan, and crystal-encrusted heels that kick up her height (she’s five-foot-ten) even higher. He opens his mouth to reveal a gleaming crescent of white and a slip of pink. “That your characters are drag queens?” I ask. I only cast good-looking people on my soaps.”

She moved to New York and waitressed at Canastel’s at 19th and Park, where Sandra Bullock was a hostess. I need city life, city living. “In some form,” she replies. “They somehow project a bunch of shit onto you, that you’re usurping them or you’re doing something to them. This fantasy I had about myself, I thought I was an Olympic athlete, you know? Subscribe Now! “Either you’re too insecure and you think terrible things about yourself,” she starts, “or you overthink something great about yourself and then you have to have that realization. In 2003, as part of a development deal, NBC bought a half-hour comedy based on her time at Canastel’s but eventually passed on it too. White — who created one of the canonical Best TV Shows You Missed, Enlightened with Laura Dern — had first conceived of a different star vehicle for Coolidge called Saint Patsy. When she was 27, her parents sent her to rehab. Photo: Photo 12/Alamy Stock Photo

From left: Legally Blonde (2001). “It was a humbling moment.”

article appears in the July 5, 2021, issue of New York Magazine. She feels she has been passive about her career, that she took other people’s word — agents, executives, whatever — and assumed they knew better than she did. She grew up as a Unitarian Universalist, which ultimately means she believes in some big-picture thinker in the sky, although she’s not sure exactly what. “She did it with the animals, where she would be like, ‘Oh, there’s a leopard!’ And then she’d be like, ‘The leopard is looking at us weird.’ It would turn on a dime — she would go from loving the beauty of nature to projecting on this animal that they want to eat us and we’ve got to get the fuck out of there.”

The same fears apply to going after roles. She takes us to one of her regular spots, Willa Jean, which leads to breakfast at Molly’s Rise and Shine, run by her friend Mason Hereford, who suggests she try the new vegan tamale. Photo: Irina Rozovsky

This article was featured in One Great Story, New York’s reading recommendation newsletter. You’re some sort of verb. No more dreams of living in a lighthouse,” she says. She has been waiting for hours to unveil what she calls “the surprise.”

I arrived early in the afternoon at her home in the Lower Garden District, where she greeted me at the cast-iron gate, wearing a black slip and a sheer fuchsia-and-gold bolero, as her rescue dog, Chewy (short for Chewbacca), ran around the fluted Ionic columns. Photo: HBO

The day after I meet Signor Blitz, Coolidge texts me: “Hi Alex!! We discuss reincarnation. The series taps into Coolidge’s comedic timing while capturing a sense of unpredictability and loneliness: Tanya is the most visibly distressed and distressing guest at the hotel, someone whose palpable need makes everyone else uncomfortable. Why? Coolidge loves to indulge, to go all out. The thing dissolves pretty quick. Every year, she hosts a giant Halloween party, for which she removes the furniture from her house, places long tables in the double galleries, and treats the revelers to a catered meal, musicians, burlesque dancers, a costume contest, and endless wine. That Coolidge would live in a haunted house and be genuinely weird in a bone-deep way moves against the archetype she has played for almost three decades: that of the faddish, busty blonde of slow absorption. Maybe God is gay. “Are you going to kill me?” I whisper. Over a weekend with Coolidge, I learned to embrace unsteadiness. Photo: PictureLux/The Hollywood Archive/Alamy Stock PhotoThe White Lotus (2021). She grew up in Norwell, Massachusetts, and, when she was 21, moved to L.A. She doesn’t necessarily want to be dating some rich guy, but the more salt-of-the-earth, non-Hollywood men she’s been with can be insecure about her success. “I was like, I would love to be able to write something that allows her to show the person that I know, not the ‘character,’ ” says White.