Abigail HeringerSerena PittMari Pepin-SolisJessenia CruzSerena ChewVictoria LarsonBrendan MoraisIvan HallKenny BraaschNoah ErbNatasha ParkerDeandra KanuKelsey WeirMaurissa GunnTammy LyVictoria PaulJoe AmabileTahzjuan HawkinsKarl Smith

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Tags: (And, yes, franchise assholes.) The show’s social-media accounts revealed the cast list on Thursday, which includes many familiar faces: Grocery Store Joe will be returning to Playa Escondida for another shot at a sandy romance, where he’ll be joined by sweetie Abigail Heringer, lawful good Brendan Morais, Champagne icon Kelsey Weier, and New York Magazine favorite Natasha Parker. Following a yearlong hiatus due to the coronavirus pandemic, Bachelor in Paradise is returning to its boozy Mexican beachfront resort with a stacked cast of franchise favorites. However, the show teased that there’s “more to come” in that regard, because, at its core, Paradise is a messy bitch who lives for the drama. Naturally, a bunch of villains also slithered onto the beach, which includes that trashy “queen” girl with hollowed-out eyes, and a dude who was so loathsome that his fellow contestants unionized to send him home. And we love her. Photo-Illustration: Vulture; Photos by Getty Images and ABC

We’re getting a spray tan, a closet full of new bikinis, and a few vials of Juvederm Voluma out of solidarity. The full list can be read below, which spans six different seasons.